When is payday?

I have $17.85 to my name.  WOOT.  Sometimes my check deposits on the 30th instead of the 31st when there is a 31-day month.  Fingers crossed, y'all.

I did sweet talk the cashier into giving me $3 off some Oikos yogurt, priced $4.59, even though the coupon I presented was for a different size of the yogurt.  LEGAL DEGREE, THANK YOU.  $90K in debt, sure, but my powers of persuasion just saved me $3.  Take that, suckas.